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“Am I like the only person in this car that’s not brutal?” – Lance Hakker inside of a tent

“For me wearing a loose sock is worse than having a family member die.” – Kenny Ray

“All of a sudden I either want to ride a jet ski or a snowmobile.” – Nima Jalali

“Hey, are you Dancing?” – Me to Lance

“No, my knee’s stuck.” – Lance to me

“Hey, I’m gonna have to pull back, my knee’s stuck.” – Lance to a guy behind him when his knees was stuck in between two bars

“I do wanna learn the drums one day. If I ever make enough money where I don’t have to work for a year that’s what I want to do.” – Nate Kelly

“Kenny hasn’t known you long enough to not be down for you yet.” – Me to Nate

“Actually, everybody just thinks that cause you’re honest. Lance is the one with the bad attitude.” Bryan Fox to me

“This is the last part car.” Jed Anderson to Louie Paradise

“So, I grab method, like Tina. . . and I never let go.” Jed Anderson

“Are you allergic to masculine chicks?” Lance to Will (in the presence of Desiree)

“Yeah, why don’t they give us a chance. Let us get away at least.” Jonas Michilot about jocks trying to fight him

“There’s ten of us and one of you.” Jonas to a girl working at a liquor store that won’t sell them beer

“Everyone is really cool, it’s really nice. You almost want to take advantage of people.” Nate Kelly about people in Chicago

“Oh yeah, Nick, I guess he’s got worms.” Will Bateman

“I think just like, obedience in general.” Lance on what guys want in a girl

“One of the words was bank. Mike drew a square, just a square and Lance got it. First try.” Desiree Melancon about playing Lance and I in pictionary, Yeah undefeated!

“I’ve never been in shape in my life. Never, not once.” Josh Brubaker

“I like how you strap on the cool hat for the ender.” Jake Kuzyk to Louie Paradise

“It was either Phillipe or Gonzales, but actually it was Rodriguez.” Laurent Nicolas Paquin

“This kid’s pretty cool, but he’s kinda a problem child.” Laurent to his dad about Nick while watching Videograss

“Lance, you’re like a cool uncle.” Jed to Lance

“He is a problem child. He’s like Satan’s little gift to himself.” Lance Hakker

“That’s not funny. I wish someone funny called.” Jed to a prank caller

“SSSHHH. That was too loud for how funny it was.” Ben Bilocq to Laurent

“I’m sorry. Did you just say ching chong.” Lance to June Bongjan

“Do you have rice.” Lance to June

“NO no no, I kill deer, 5-0 it, butt check then shit my pants.” Laurent

“Yo! Be white!” Lance to June

“Freaked out! Opened a beer, boom.” Laurent

“I can’t believe we are champions of the world.” – Nima on THE LAKERS!

“UK? Is that in Europe?” – Nima

“You’re ugly inside, and that’s the worst kind.” – Lance

“I don’t think this lens is wide enough.” - Lance to Desiree

“She’s a star volley ball player. Pro snowboarder.” – Lance to Desiree

“I just kicked a guy in the balls.” – Lance after kicking a guy in the balls at Sea World

“It looks like an ice chest. Like a really niiccee ice chest.” – Lance  about a new car

“It’s like heterosexual man dating.” – Lance on Dan Rhoades and Mat Mickel’s friendship

“Oh no! You knocked out my mouth guard. Oh no!” – Jarad Hadi to Jed Anderson

“This is such good rootbeer! Did you get the rootbeer? Ohhhh…” – Anthony Capetta

“If you had a pudding pack I would take it.” – Anthony

“The back seat needs a snack pack.” – Anthony

“I once dated a girl cause she had jet skis.” – Anthony

“Oops.” – Marie Hucal post missing a shot from the free throw line

“I think he did a 180 out, or a tail whip or some shit.” – Billy Marks about a biker at the x games

“Can you turn on the light?” – my mom to an Amish lady

“You can tell time?” – Lewis to Theotis Beasley

“She’s getting a pint.” – Desiree about tank getting ice cream

“I fell off my bike picking a wedgy.” – Desiree

“I just peed my pants. . . I swear!” – Desiree

“It was enough to be like, wow I just peed.” – Desiree

“I thought you were the intern, so you don’t deserve a blanket” – Desiree

“It’s 9? Dude! I have volleyball practice tomorrow!” – Desiree

“Sick art injury, dude! That’s tight. Now I’m hyped on it!” – Dan Rhoades about his shoulder

“You need to either send it or save it! You’re in the take off zone!” – Dan to a 14 year old kid at the Santa Ana park

“I’m so much more down for candy in bar form.” – Tommy Moreno

“Just obey the rules of the road. That’s what I do, and it’s cheap.” – Tommy

“I wanna buy him, make a leather jacket out of him.” – Aximal while watching Michael Jackson’s memorial service

“Ohhh! In your face!!!!” – Jed Anderson during the Videograss premiere

“No he didn’t!!!” - Jed during the Videograss premiere

“Yes he did!!!!” – Larry during the Videograss premiere

“Who cares about that video, there was an alleyoop that went down today.” - Jan Snarski

“I’ve never been on the basketball court and thought nothings going to
happen with this guy. . . Then magic!!!” – Jan about Robbie Omlar

“Wow! This bar is open forever and ever.” – Jan

“You jump and make noise.” -Teddy Omlar, what to do when you see a rattlesnake

“Have fun being famous.” – A random to Desiree

“You’re like a fag trapped in a girls body.” – Mike Yoshida to Desiree

“Should I actually rely on that guy?” – Ben Bilocq about his team mate (Lance) while playing shuffle board

“I took a poopoo and I still feel like I have to poop.” – Shane Baines

“Dude it sucks, I got like a pimple on my butt.” – Baines

“It’s not a pimple, it’s like a boil.” – Tiff Tiff

“Well, you’re ugly. And that sucks cause that will never go away.” – BMM to Desiree

“Do you want candy? Do you want candy? Do you wanna get candy?” – BMM

“I’ll use anything to my advantage, even if it is lying about my religion.” – Adam Rindy

“I’m going to steal these from Lance.” – Nick Lipton

“Some people work all day for 80 bucks . . . K, that’s a lot of money.” -  Quince Ruark while trying to find his lost money

“I had 3 hamburgers this morning.” – Nate Kelly of hamburgerdeliciousness.blogspot.com

(laughing) “Did he pick them out at the store and purchase them? Or did he get them for free?” – Will Tuddenham on Nate’s shorts

“I’ve consumed a lot of whiskey. . . And I’m not angry or upset.” – Will

“You look crosseyed with your mustache.” – X to Lance

“You don’t have mono and go to the bar every night, (cough), can I get
2 whiskey waters.” – Jon Kooley

“What kind of phone does a turtle have? A shell phone.” – Jake Olson-Elm

“No, let’s all go down then we’ll all help.” – Jake about getting his bags out of Desiree’s car