JAKE’S AND TRANSWORLD AT CAMP OF CHAMPIONS
Check out Jake Olson-Elm and Jake Kuzyk in this video from Transworld week at the Camp of Champions.
120 SECOND SATURDAY WITH JAKE KUZYK
Jake Kuzyk discusses Winnipeg. He started a blog this season documenting his year filming with Transworld. Check it.
Quotes
“I could be pro in the WNBA.” – Nima Jalali
“Hey, why does she have a bright yellow truck?” – Nima
“That board box is gonna be the perfect bed for someone.” – Nima
“DUDE! She’s bigger than that!” – Joe Ward
“I would never make it as a chick, cause I’m not good at lying.” – Joe Ward
“I’m down for mass genocide.” – Hatim Abdelhadi
“Hatim’s middle name is Bashit. Ha Ha! What a dickhead!” – Quince Ruark in a text message
“That’s a clown right there.”- Lewis looking a photo of Theotis Beasley
“Yeah, he’s here. . . I’m feedin him applesauce.” – Theotis Beasley pretending to talk to lewis’ mom
“Oli put a dead bird on my bed.” – Desiree Melancon
“The other day I sneezed and hit my head on my desk. And my teacher laughed at me.” – Desiree
“You’re not a princess anymore. You’re like a cowgirl.” – Lance Hakker to Desiree
“Do you drive that car still, what’s it called? The Embarrasser.” – Greg Bokencamp to Desiree
“Pancake saturday. Left foot, wrong turn.” – Kenny Ray pretending to be in the head of a “friend”
“I guessed 10,000.” – Nick Russel on how many people were at Mammoth opening day
“What’s that big monkeys name. . . Uh King Kong.” – Nick Dirks
“That’s not the cue ball, Nima.” – Nick
“What did I hit in?” – Nima playing pool
“I know, he peer pressured me in like 30 seconds.” – Nick about Lance
“Remember when Nick peed on Jake’s face.” – Sean “Bubble Boy” McCormick
“I like fuckin’ Darth Vadar, so get used to it!” – Nick
“You’re gonna get high, then youre gonna eat, then youre gonna go play. How can you get paranoid?” – Nick
“I can kick every single person in this car in the face, no joke, without jumping.” – Lance
“she was like, ‘what lane?’ and I was like, ‘uh 7.’ and she was like, ’prince?” – Lance
“Are you gonna wear your shirt tucked in tonight?” – Lance pretending to be Dan Rhoades
“Brandon Jennings sucka, cause I’m on a Brandon Jennings high. Naw mean?” – Lance on his temporary favorite basketball player
“But, doesn’t that horse take a really long time to pass the finish line.” – Lance
“Did my beanie really just fly out the window.” – Lance in a bus
“Have you guys ever had vanilla ice cream with nerds? WOO! WOOO! WOO!” – Anonymous
“You’re like a family guy character.” – Jed Anderson to Jake Olson-Elm
“You need to treat me to something else tomorrow too.” – Jed to Nima
“Being a baby in a womb is probably so mellow.” – Jake
“I’m gonna shit my pants, no ones gonna be happy then.” – Will Tuddenham
“Is that crane asada?” – Jake
“Is that steak?” – Jake about carne asada
“The one time I don’t have farts to retaliate with.” – Jon Kooley when everyone else was farting
“Lance go to the bathroom!” – Jordan Mendenhall
“Hey, where are your homies? Did they crash? Can we draw on them?” – Brandon Phillips about Jon, Jordan and Sean
“I live on skid row, and this bitch wants me to buy her a drink.” – Austin “AXIMAL” Sherbanenko
“Tank belongs in a zoo. Just for viewing.” – Lance
“And here we have a wild tank.” – Kenny
Quotes
“One time I was eating potato salad and I didn’t know it had macaroni in it. And I felt it in my mouth and I almost threw up.” Lance Hakker
“Wait! She has a boyfriend, but she wants the Larry.” – Lance Hakker on LNP’s love life
“Ohhh, looks like someone with a broken foot is sleeping on the floor.” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“That’s the worse thing you can do to me. Make fun of how I speak english. I’ll punch you in the face!” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“I’ll not have respect for you anymore. I’ll punch you in the face!” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“No! I didn’t drink. I didn’t drink! I think that’s why I didn’t sleep.” – Nima Jalali
“That guy’s like dog shit. It’s like putting dog shit on top of your board and sending it down the hill.” – Nima Jalali
“I freaked out. Louif freaked out. Ben freaked out. We all freaked out.” – LNP about having shots in the intro of Some Kinda Life
“Why would you shave your nuts if you don’t even shave the middle of your eyebrow.” – Lisa Ramos to LNP
“If I had the power I would end football.” – Nima Jalali
“Nima means bully in Arabic” – Ragdoll
“My dream is to own Glendale High and have all my friends live there.” – Chopak Dumpings
“No, he was running around the park jumping. Cause he couldn’t afford a skateboard.” – Joe Ward
“The first time I puked it bounced off the bottom of the toilet and sprayed my face and the third time I completely missed the toilet and puked all over my mom’s bathroom. And I also puked and peed my pants at the same time.” Desiree Melancon