“One time I was eating potato salad and I didn’t know it had macaroni in it. And I felt it in my mouth and I almost threw up.” Lance Hakker
“Wait! She has a boyfriend, but she wants the Larry.” – Lance Hakker on LNP’s love life
“Ohhh, looks like someone with a broken foot is sleeping on the floor.” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“That’s the worse thing you can do to me. Make fun of how I speak english. I’ll punch you in the face!” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“I’ll not have respect for you anymore. I’ll punch you in the face!” – LNP to Jake Kuzyk
“No! I didn’t drink. I didn’t drink! I think that’s why I didn’t sleep.” – Nima Jalali
“That guy’s like dog shit. It’s like putting dog shit on top of your board and sending it down the hill.” – Nima Jalali
“I freaked out. Louif freaked out. Ben freaked out. We all freaked out.” – LNP about having shots in the intro of Some Kinda Life
“Why would you shave your nuts if you don’t even shave the middle of your eyebrow.” – Lisa Ramos to LNP
“If I had the power I would end football.” – Nima Jalali
“Nima means bully in Arabic” – Ragdoll
“My dream is to own Glendale High and have all my friends live there.” – Chopak Dumpings
“No, he was running around the park jumping. Cause he couldn’t afford a skateboard.” – Joe Ward
“The first time I puked it bounced off the bottom of the toilet and sprayed my face and the third time I completely missed the toilet and puked all over my mom’s bathroom. And I also puked and peed my pants at the same time.” Desiree Melancon