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1. New Years Resolution?

I don’t usually make resolutions… maybe this years will be to make a resolution next year.

2. Will the Utah Jazz still stink this year?

Ah man I hope not. It’s been depressing so far. But I will say this, considering we haven’t had a healthy starting line up at all this season, we aren’t doing too bad. We just slapped the Hornets around too. Oh and watch out for Milsap.

3. Although the year is still very new, have you done anything cool in 09?

I dog sat a poodle 2 days ago.

4. Any goals?

Not to get cut from Ashbury.

5. Does 2010 scare you? What about 2012?

2010 doesn’t scare me… 2012 kinda does but I don’t think about it too much. Know what you should be scared of? the 2010 Jazz… yeah, I said it.

6. Do you miss the 20th century?

The 20th century was good to me. I think I’m ready to move on though.

7. What did you do for the New Years celebration?

I went to a party… nothing too fancy. I’m not sure who the culprit was, could have been Jordan, could have been his sister, but someone made me leave the party at 11:50 and I missed midnight.

8. Give me 2009 reasons not to cut you from Ashbury.

I’m having Jon (Kooley) give me 4 reason why I should be cut instead.
1. Jon says, all I do is hit handrails and I don’t even wear googles.
2. Jon says, we have sexual tension between each other.
3. Jon says, I can grow a natural dick target.
4. Jon says, this is the best reason – the economy.

9. How was 2008?

2008 was a good time. Loads of facebook and coca cola. I tried to get better at pool but that didn’t seem to work to well.

10. Do you even care about New Years?

No I do not.