“No… Actually i just shaved my chest.”
- Jarad Hadi
“One of her tattoo’s is an American Flag. I just wanted to hump after that.”
- Jered Garrison
“Their little candy wafers are a real treat”
- Liam Gallagher
“I’d kick a rabbit over this.”
“I’m pretty short, a wave might be able to go over me.”
“What’s today? Thursday? No, Tuesday. Oh Monday?”
- Nick Dirks
“I know him, I poured a bucket of water over his head.”
- Nima Jalali
“My pants are the best pants in snowboarding.”
-Harrison Gordon
“I’d rather fight a shark on land than a tiger in water.”
-Evan LeFebvre