“Hey Nate, where’s the best place to get a bowl haircut?”
-Chopak Dumpings
“Everyone who’s a douche bag, is a douche bag by mistake.”
-Nathan Kelly
“I just did nothing and grew my feet big.”
-Hatem Abdelhadi
“I was so bored I tried to date my ex-girlfriend.”
-Hidden Identity
“BMX has no gears right?”
-Nima Jalali