“Hey Nate, where’s the best place to get a bowl haircut?”

-Chopak Dumpings

“Everyone who’s a douche bag, is a douche bag by mistake.”

-Nathan Kelly

“I just did nothing and grew my feet big.”

-Hatem Abdelhadi

“I was so bored I tried to date my ex-girlfriend.”

-Hidden Identity

“BMX has no gears right?”

-Nima Jalali